What Happens When You Drink Too Much on a Caribbean Cruise

These pictures were supposed to have remained hidden forever. Waaaay too embarrassing to show the world what happened to me in April/May 2024 during our Celebrity Beyond Caribbean Cruise to the ABC Islands. And "Beyond" is an appropriate name since I was Beyond redemption due to drinking waaaaaay too much on that cruise. Normally I am a moderate to even below moderate drinker but whenever I board a cruise ship in which I have the premium drink package I go waaaaay overboard in the drinking department. So although I wanted to keep these pics on the down low, I figured I should do for drinking what Yul Brynner did for smoking. Yes, kids, if you drink too much you will end up as I did during the cruise. So here is my PSA warning on that subject.

These pictures were taken by my wife when I plunged into one of the wading pools aboard the Beyond with the notion that immersing myself in water would help to relieve my state of severe drunkenness. Guess what? It didn't work. All that happened was I ended up as a very wet drunk.