Lawyers Burn in Hell (1973)

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Rare funk single by Peter Blunt and The System.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Lawyers are worse than parasites
Their job is to ruin your whole life
You work hard and pay your dues
But one wrong move and you'll get your a** sued

[Chorus 1]
Tonight I'm gonna sleep real well
Knowing lawyers burn in hell
(Oh yeah yeah yeah)
All right!

[Verse 2]
These b*tch a** lawyers getting paid
They're killing art for money's sake
I will not cease nor will I desist
Get an injunction with my f*cking fist

[Chorus 2]
Tonight I'm gonna sleep real well
Knowing lawyers burn in hell
(Oh yeah yeah yeah)
Ow!

[Verse 3]
None of your property is safe
They'll copyright everything you make
If I get sued and lose my case
I'll punch my lawyer in the f*cking face

[Chorus 3]
Tonight I'm gonna sleep real well
Knowing lawyers burn in hell
(Oh yeah yeah yeah)