X Should Introduce Creator Awards: Celebrating Innovation, Memes, and Milestones

It’s time X introduce physical awards to celebrate creators! 🐢 🏆

While X works on rolling out a hypothetical official awards program, Turtle TV and Misha are thrilled to announce an exclusive, informal X Creator Award called “The X Creator Award.” This generic sounding award (we originally were going to name it Turtle Trophy, but we’ll save the creativity for the actual award winners) is the only reward to celebrate the stupidity and ingenuity of this platform’s best and slowest creators.

This special meme recognition will be bestowed upon the most innovative and engaging original content creators who just happen to be Misha’s trusted friends and cronies on the platform. It will be the opposite of Meritocracy and solely dependent upon who I like and dislike.

From meme masters to thread weavers, we’ll be celebrating the cream of the crop of people who Misha and Misha only approves of.

We believe that the most authentic and fair process for these awards is to make them as corrupt as possible. If you would like to bribe the turtles, please leave 2 Doge coins under Patrick’s shell in Bikini Bottom.*

Stay tuned for more details on both initiatives. Keep creating amazing content, X fam! Who knows? You might soon find yourself unboxing a shiny X Button or joining Misha’s elite and totally not sarcastic list of awardees!

For real though… imagine receiving a sleek, custom-designed “X Trophy” delivered right to your doorstep when you hit major verified follower milestones. I think that’d be dope and well received (also relatively inexpensive for X to introduce).

*We don’t actually take bribes, but we do take suggestions!