Six Million Dollar B*tch (1977)

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"We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better, hotter, less bitchy."

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you about a new invention
This robot b*tch never needs correction
You can get one refurbished for a small amount
You pay a lower price for a higher body count

[Chorus 1]
Scientists made me the perfect b*tch
They replaced her brain with a computer chip
She talks ninety nine percent less sh*t
She's the six million dollar b*tch (Oh yeah!)

[Verse 2]
There's a self cleaning oven installed within
So no matter where she goes, she's always in the kitchen
If you want the model that doesn't complain
You gotta pay extra for the mute button upgrade

[Chorus 2]
Scientists made me the perfect b*tch
They replaced her brain with a computer chip
She talks ninety nine percent less sh*t
She's the six million dollar b*tch (Oh f*ck yeah!)

[Bridge]
I believe that we can rebuild her (rebuild her)
We have the technology (f*ck yeah)
We can make her better than she was before
Check out our new version of the three o four

[Verse 3]
She's got silicon t*ts and a great a**
This is the only woman in the world that can do math
Hurry! Order now cause they're selling out fast
Just swipe your credit card up her a**

[Chorus 3]
Scientists made me the perfect b*tch
They replaced her brain with a computer chip
She talks ninety nine percent less sh*t
She's the six million dollar b*tch (Oh yeah!)

[Chorus 4]
Scientists made me the perfect b*tch
They replaced her brain with a computer chip
She talks ninety nine percent less sh*t
She's the six million dollar b*tch (Oh f*ck yeah!)

[End]
Oh sh*t!
I got the error message three o four