Sh*tting on B*tches (1979)

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Extremely rare funk single by funk musician and pigeon keeper Vince McMann. According to the liner notes, Vince wrote this song as a self indulgent expression of his grievances with the record industry gatekeepers for banning his popular cover version of Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson's timeless classic "Don't Test Me B*tch".

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You can make songs all about sex
Or glorify crime like playing grand theft
When it comes to shitting on women I do it the best
Baby! Take this steaming insult on your chest

[Chorus]
Life just ain't worth living (ain't worth living)
If I'm not allowed to shit on women (shit on women)
Fuck you and your gay feminism (fuck you bitch)
I can't stop (can't stop) I won't stop (won't stop) shitting on bitches
(Ooh yeah)

[Verse 2]
You can be a bitch ass simp all day long
But you better not make fun of Elon
If you try to put a bitch back in her place
They'll delete your songs for being too based

[Chorus]
Life just ain't worth living (ain't worth living)
If I'm not allowed to shit on women (shit on women)
Fuck you and your gay feminism (fuck you bitch)
I can't stop (can't stop) I won't stop (won't stop) shitting on bitches
(Fuck yeah!)

[Bridge]
I'm directly over the target with this
You're not allowed to say "don't test me bitch"
Why do you think that song is banned?
Cause the answer to our problems is a strong pimp hand
(Fuck yeah!)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
You can't let these bitches get a free pass
Women and immigrants cut your wages in half
Weak men being raised by single moms
Now they get their feelings hurt by a fucking song

[Chorus]
Life just ain't worth living (ain't worth living)
If I'm not allowed to shit on women (shit on women)
Fuck you and your gay feminism (fuck you bitch)
I can't stop (can't stop) I won't stop (won't stop) shitting on women
(Oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Life just ain't worth living (ain't worth living)
If I'm not allowed to shit on women (shit on women)
Fuck you and your gay feminism (fuck you bitch)
I can't stop (can't stop) I won't stop (won't stop) shitting on bitches
(I gotta take a shit!)

[Outro End]
Yeah yeah yeah
Fuck you, bitch