Gooey Mess

Now that Nick Rekieta has definitively answered the manner in which Aaron Imholte ingested his semen, we can all move forward knowing another detail about this mess up in Minnesota, a gooey mess if you will. There really is something in the water up there, and I don't mean jizz. This past year we've learned too much about these people to ever look one of them in the eyes. We also will be talking about "coat gate", where Bill Schultz stole and had Anthony Cumia's mayor from "Jaws" coat tailored.