Cheap Therapy 1/9/25

Last time on Cheap Therapy:
It's like Wild Kingdom in here, except I'm the guy who has to get out of the Jeep and get eaten by the tigers.
Make sure the drunker you get, the more you extend your pinky.
I'm drinking from a champagne glass because my shot glass is for Holy water.
If you knew what was going on around here, you'd demand an apology.
She's the kind of pole dancer you throw change at so she doesn't get too close.

Who knows what will happen this week?