Heroes Series Part 1 of a Weekend 3

Heroes are just about a dime a dozen anymore! Last year a nearby community honestly attempted to make a hero out of a guy who informed another guy his car was on fire as he was waiting his turn in a Chick-Fil-fuckin'-A drive thru!
No shit! WTH was that?! thank GOD YOUR FAT ASS WAS THERE!
Well, now we're gonna take a harder look at legendary folklore status heroes who have no business being anywhere near the 'hero' shelf!
Plus, I'll recognize folks who don't get the hero recognition, but should have!
ENJOY! no bullshit here hopefully