the internet is a portal

i make it happen, damn right
that's me at 9
remember sambas?
i look like keith richards in this photo
back when i was an alcoholic (20yrs old)
can you tell that i bathed vortex
if you have empathy this probably hurts to look at
i tend to scare off the narcissists *not as much as i'd like to
this is my medicine cabinet right here
there's a reason why these oils are essential
i don't think i've ever played keys in my bathroom, maybe i have it's just been awhile
these keys are for the cats' entertainment
we are having the same predicament that we do in my car
all these really cool clothes i hardly ever wear
paisley (cat) is hiding from sophie (other cat)
makeshift tripod for the vortex (camcorder)
people pretend they're passionate, that's what twitter is for
this country...where do i start
there are at least 50 reasons why this place is falling apart
i'll be back vortex *as you know