Read the Label

Written by Matt Johnston
Created with Donna AI app

http://www.matthewjohnston.org
http://www.project2020.org

Lyrics:

*verse 1*
I thought my coffee tasted like chocolate,
Started my afternoon with artificially sweetened tea,
I thought I was buzzing up late,
woke up and found out I have gout, that tea!
ooohhh spenda did oh!

*chorus*
I forgot to read the label,
[Read the label]
Those artificial sweeteners will get ya,
[Read the label]
I was regretting my move,
[Read the label]
Stick with God's ingredients,
No more faux ingredients for me!

*verse 2*
Smoking leads me to gagging and coughing,
I can enhale pollen, no problem.
Its ok to nuke icecream, so it is softened,
But, don't buy me no "hot pads" for Christmas!

*chorus*
I forgot to read the label,
[Read the label]
Those artificial sweeteners will get ya,
[Read the label]
I was regretting my move,
[Read the label]
Stick with God's ingredients,
No more faux ingredients for me!

*verse 3*
At parties or on the road,
There may not be a label to guide me,
Should I starve or be bold,
I lost my glasses so just give me cheese,
Please just cheese!

chorus*
I forgot to read the label,
[Read the label]
Those artificial sweeteners will get ya,
[Read the label]
I was regretting my move,
[Read the label]
Stick with God's ingredients,
No more faux ingredients for me!

*outro*
Take the fresh air in,
Go live times sweet,
The label doesn't say what is in,
in those big words on the label,
[Read the Label]
Sweeteners are hundred times sweeter than sweet.
Sweeteners are hundred times sweeter than sweet.