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Description for Rumble:

Dead Franchise Busters is the balls-to-the-wall comedy you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to stop watching. In a world where your favorite franchises are nothing but corpses on Hollywood’s bloated battlefield, one man dares to collect the ashes of the past and turn them into a twisted, laugh-out-loud adventure. That man is Thetus—half genius, half lunatic, 100% done with the industry’s lazy reboots and cash-grab sequels.

Armed with his patented Canon of Resurrections, Thetus doesn’t just bust ghosts—he busts franchises. Imagine Ghostbusters, but instead of slimy spooks, he’s taking on abandoned characters like a vengeful pop-culture god. Whether it’s dragging forgotten action heroes out of their retirement homes or slapping some sense into neglected cartoon icons, Thetus has one mission: saving the legacy of the franchises Hollywood murdered.

With razor-sharp wit, absurd humor, and more F-bombs than you’d hear at a family reunion gone wrong, Dead Franchise Busters is a riotous tribute to all the franchises we loved and lost. This ain’t for the faint-hearted or the easily offended, but if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream, “WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS A REAL MOVIE YET?!,” strap in and watch Thetus do what he does best—give dead franchises the middle finger and a second chance.

Come for the nostalgia, stay for the chaos, and leave with tears in your eyes—whether they’re from laughter or sheer disbelief is up to you.