it's a coffee milkshake in a can

i just noticed how blurry this shit is
this is not an asmr video i promise
i hate the task of taking a shower, once i get in there it's fine but the process is not fun for me
ag reads slingshot nitro cold brew packaging
i really oughta do advertising for a living but i hate capitalists
i already don't wanna support this female-owned biz
i'm sure this jenny is a real bitch
propaganda (dinosaur made in china) helped w/ his talons
it's like beer...but it's coffee
i must be honest about this now, non-alcoholic beer is not very good
if imma drink shitty beer i should be getting drunk
i get why people that drink near-beer are nearer to relapsing
is there really non-alcoholic guinness
take my word for it, beer is better w/ alcohol
nitro is the best cold brew, i know what i'm talkin about
i gotta call my jew aka ronnit
i don't really feel up to it tonight, that's all
driving 45min north is still a task in itself esp when it's really cold
a lot that wears me out n maybe it shouldn't
i wish that i wasn't such a serious person, maybe i could enjoy shit
there's a reason why i always sit next to josh (lewis)
that mic is going on AS WE SPEAK
there are way better comics than me cos they have their routine down
i appreciate the craft that is standup comedy
we gotta knack for crazy (obviously)
authentic takes due to authentic lifestyle
most have a lifestyle that ain't much different from those around them
my lifestyle is in direct opposition to this world
i've had to create another world that i live in so i can coexist in this one w/out killing myself
i am not exaggerating in the slightest
i definitely know my place in this world
most will be disgusted n insist that i need to see a shrink
i got kicked outta the shrink's office, okay
YOU DON'T KNOW MEH!