Zel is Having a Really Bad Day

I find it very difficult to sympathize with the clown of Ukraine, but if I could, this might be a good time to do so. His every move is countered, his every offensive fizzles, and his army has not been an army for quite some time. No one will send him money to buy more mansions, no one will send him a new army, no one will send him a new navy. But now the biggie has occurred: Zel not only was not invited to the coronation of the new King Trump, but he wasn't even allowed to perform at the after-party!!