Little Ole Me "Not everything is always what it seems, be careful" Pirate Music

Something in that barrel
takes a bite of things
(Crnchh, crunch)
there are new guys I've seen
for a while
and then
(Mmmmnm nmnm, mmmm)
they're gone
When we started
we had a full crew
(Yo, ho, ho,ho, and a bottle of rum)
and now we're down to nine
that's not enough to do all these things
but it makes the barrel smile
(HEHEHAhahaha)
and no one seems to bat an eye
no one seems to care
that the ship is totally barren
(Shhh)
except for the barrel over there
(ShhhwhShhhh)
got a chap up top, constantly says there's land
(Land AHOY, Cappin)
another stands on his head
(Blood running to his eyes)
there is the captain sitting on his hands
and nearly half dead
(But look at those tumultuous skies)
[Chorus]
And there's a barrel
upon the deck
it sways and it sings
(Land ahoy captain)
another stands on his head
(Blood running to his eyes)
there is the captain sitting on his hands
and nearly half dead

(But look at those tumultuoussss)
And there's a barrel
upon the deck
it sways and it sings
there's a barrel upon those wooded struts
which is list-en-ning
there are some soldiers
missing limbs and then there's me
Oh I forgot to mention
THAT I'M THE ONE
(Who brought it here)
[Chorus]
And there's a barrel
upon the deck
it sways and it sings
(B, bwwu, BWUUW)
and I saw it once
really late at night
sprouting great big wings
(Fwumpth, splaaaaa)
Will we ever get to land
am I going to be on my own
wouldn't that
be grand
I'll
have you know
(allllll miiiiinnneee)
I'll own this ship
An I'll be the boss
(Wash the deck, walk the plank)
the helm be mine
at any and all cost
(Oh there's no
one
left, heheheh)
and I'll own the wheel, the tow and the bow
and all of that over there
(and here)
some how
[Short Break]
[Screamo)
[Bridge]
but that wasn't our deal
(chomp)
my leg
(chomp)
my arm
you said you do, me no harm
I said nothing of the sort
I said exactly this
I'm a barrel of laughs
(I WAS, LAUGHING)
I'm the devourer
(That's what I did)
An that you'll own the world and everything in it
(I never lied, just not this one)
[Outro]
An as the last Pirate was eaten
(I think, I'm sure I'm full)
as the wind calmed on the deck
as the setting sun be beaten
(Think I'll have a rest)
and alongside a pirate ship
it did run
(Maybe not just quite yet)
as they stole those barrels
One, two, three
oh are too many to count
within them
was little me
(DINNER TIME)
Oh, you figure it out!