Faceless Fannies...

[Verse 1]
Oh, Faceless Fannies, behind the screen you hide,
Throwing stones in shadows, where your secrets coincide.
You’ve got so much to say about the way I look,
But you won’t show your mug; is it the hook or the crook?

[Chorus]
Faceless Fannies, what’s the deal?
Are you hiding crimes or just a bad reveal?
Pointin’ fingers, throwing shade,
But your reflection never made the grade.

[Verse 2]
You’re the ghost of Twitter, the phantom of the chat,
Judging every profile, every face, every hat.
You talk about my wrinkles, my style, my weight,
But Faceless Fannie, when's your big face reveal date?

[Chorus]
Faceless Fannies, what’s the game?
Do you fear the mirror or the public shame?
You’ve got opinions, loud and clear,
But where’s your selfie, dear, where’s your cheer?

[Bridge]
Oh, is it a mask to cover the past,
Or is it a mug that’s shattered like glass?
Do you fear the light will show your sins,
Or just that your double chin begins?

[Verse 3]
Faceless Fannie, come on, don’t be shy,
Show us the smile, the twinkle in your eye.
But wait, you’re silent, like a thief in the night,
Guess your courage lives in the glow of the byte.

[Chorus]
Faceless Fannies, what’s your plan?
Hiding behind pixels, taking a stand.
Laughing at others, but never your face,
What are you hiding in that shadowy space?

[Outro]
So here’s to you, Fannies, with your keyboards in hand,
Throwing your stones from the safety of no-man’s land.
We’ll laugh at your jibes, we’ll dance to your tune,
But the Faceless Fannies will always meet their doom.