"The Bone War"

One sunny afternoon, Bello, the somewhat overconfident dog, was sitting in the garden and chewing a huge bone with relish. Suddenly Minka, the neighbors' cheeky cat, crept up with a mischievous grin.
"Well, Bello," purred Minka, "you're not going to tell me that you want to eat this bone all by yourself, are you? After all, sharing is fair!"
Bello stopped chewing for a moment, looked at Minka and laughed: "Share with you, I don't think. Cats don't eat bones. What are you going to do with them, carve yourself a mouse monument?"
Minka raised an eyebrow. "Actually," she said, "I can use it to practice throwing it so far that you can't find it!"
"Pah!" Bello snorted. "Cats can't throw. Your paws are just miniature cutlery!”