QUAD-DEMIC is Here, Media Wants You to FEAR Covid, Flu, RSV, And Norovirus

The quad-demic is here, and Forbes wants you to be afraid, be very afraid. The quad-demic consists of Covid, the flu, RSV, and Norovirus. All four are currently very prevalent in the United States, so much so that medical professionals have taken to calling it the quad-demic. The media, in all it's sensationalist splendor, has taken to warning you about how dangerous all of these viruses can be.