We're So Back (1525)

Rare copy of 1500's tavern song by Sir Bartholomew Jackson and The Squires. Shortly after ai was developed, the elite ruling class's primary form of entertainment changed from 'playing God' to 'attempting to create God' by combining advanced modern technology with ancient witchcraft and black magic. The gov claims the "Stargate" program was only intended for ai research and development and never intended to open an actual stargate, in spite of the fact that they named the program "STARGATE". This extremely rare yet perfectly preserved hologram copy was sent to me through one of the stargate portals located behind the White Castle in the greater Spatula City area.