Professional Procrastinator

I’m absolutely excelling at doing nothing—truly putting in the effort to avoid anything even remotely constructive. Doom-scrolling on my phone? Check. Fidgeting? Of course. Sitting around accomplishing absolutely nothing? Nailed it.

I have things I should be doing, but instead, I’m forcing myself through the exhausting process of avoiding them all. Productivity? Never heard of her.

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