Who is the Real Donald Trump? Secrets Revealed!

"So, do we know who Trump really is? And I’m not talking about the Trump portrayed by the media; I mean the REAL Trump.

Let’s start with this. Have you ever noticed his hair? Could it be more than just his iconic Trump hairstyle?

And what about his love for golfing? His favorite pastime is being outside. Is it just a hobby, or is there something more to it?

And that brings us to his tan. "That orange tan... Could it be an attempt to blend in, to hide his true, furrier nature?"
(Reveal)

The most commonly reported Sasquatch skin color is a leathery gray color; could his tan be covering up his real skin color?

His height, his build, his walk... Everything seems to line up perfectly.

Trump was recently asked about these allegations during an interview; this was his response.
(Play phone call)

"He may deny these allegations, but have you noticed how Trump is always up at all hours and we never see Trump and Sasquatch in the same place at the same time? That seems very odd to me...

Lastly, his interest in cleaning up the forest, especially in California, a known Sasquatch hotspot.

So the question remains… Who is Donald Trump?"