The Ballad of Trouser Mouse...

Trouser Mouse's Farewell Farce: A Classic Case of Sock Puppet Shenanigans.

Trouser Mouse, the notorious YouTube troll and content thief, has finally announced its departure from the platform, set for March 20, 2025. After ten years of merciless trolling, stolen content, and endless sock puppet antics, one might expect a dignified exit. Instead, what we got was a self-pitying poll and a last-ditch attempt to rewrite the narrative.

The Poll That Exposed Everything.

In an effort to gauge public sentiment, Trouser Mouse posted a poll:

"I'm hanging up my boots on YouTube on the 20th March 2025 after 10 years in this mad corner. Will you miss me?"

Initially, the “No” votes were in the lead, painting an honest picture—one that must have been too painful for Mouse’s fragile ego to bear. Suddenly, as if by magic, the “Yes” votes surged ahead. A convenient turn of events, wouldn’t you say?

Rather than accept the reality that nobody likes it and never has, Mouse resorted to its usual trickery: deploying an army of sock puppet accounts to shift the poll in its favor.

And then came the excuse:

"A little tongue-in-cheek poll brought out the loonball sock accounts to vote NO……. why would they even bother? ….do they not know anymore when I'm taking the piss out of them?"

The projection here is laughable. No one needed to use sock puppet accounts to vote NO—because that was the honest answer. But when the poll didn't go the way Mouse wanted, it scrambled to its own hundreds of fake accounts to fix the results.

Robbie’s Roundabout Revelation.

Adding to the comedy, a user named Toots—who Sparkle insists is actually Robbie Williams—chimed in with:

"You know Convid etc will still accuse you of being every sock account that pops up."

Now, this is where it gets interesting. What Robbie (or whoever Toots is) was really saying is that Trouser Mouse will continue to lurk on YouTube under its many, many sock accounts. It was a clever deflection, trying to shift the blame onto Convid, despite there being zero evidence that Convid uses fake accounts.

Mouse then doubled down on the projection:

"Himself, Matt, and Freddy will already be setting up clone MM accounts to take over with their own narrative."

This is classic Satanic trolling technique—accuse others of what you yourself are guilty of.

Let's set the record straight:

I won’t be setting up any clone accounts.
Convid won’t be setting up any clone accounts.
Freddy won’t be setting up any clone accounts.

The only person known for making clones is Trouser Mouse. This was an accidental confession, confirming that Mouse has already set up fake accounts to keep its presence alive after its so-called departure.

Trouser Mouse’s Final Act of Desperation.

So here we are, witnessing the grand exit of a creature that nobody will miss. But rather than bow out gracefully, it has resorted to its usual tactics:

Fake polls to manufacture support.
Deflections to shift blame.
Sock puppet votes to protect its ego.

And the best part? Even its own rigged poll couldn’t hide the truth—nobody wants it around.

So farewell, Mouse. Or rather, farewell to this particular account—because we all know it won’t really be leaving. It’ll just scurry off to the shadows, waiting to reappear under yet another alias.

The real question is: Will anyone even notice?