Budget's Back Baby

DOGE is on the job.

DEI is going away, Wokeness is being put to sleep.

Lyrics:

W-w-w-wait a sec—what’s that sound?
T-t-t-t-trimming the fat, it’s comin’ ‘round!
H-h-h-hold the line, no time for fear—
B-b-b-budget’s back, the math is clear!

(Verse 1 – Funky Groove Kicks In)
D-d-d-dollars got some discipline—wow!
B-b-b-bureaucrats are sweatin’ —now!
G-g-g-goodbye waste, so long —bloat,
A-a-a-ain’t got time for a sinking —boat!

D-d-d-debt was climbin’ outta sight,
Now we’re g-g-g-gettin’ it back to right!
S-s-s-smarter spending, less of the fluff,
No more b-b-b-b-bailing out broke stuff!

(Chorus – Swinging & Catchy!)
B-b-b-budget’s back, baby, check the books!
C-c-c-cut that nonsense, take a look!
N-n-n-no more grift, no more schemes,
J-j-j-just real work and real dreams!

Oh yeah!

(Verse 2 – Laying Down the Law)
D-d-d-D.O.G.E. on the case, s-s-securing the scene,
T-t-t-taking back sanity—k-keeping it clean!
N-n-n-no more d-d-dividing by race,
M-m-m-merit’s back in the workplace!

D-d-d-dump the DEI, let the best ones win,
No s-s-s-safe spaces, thick skin’s in!
B-b-b-building up, we’re reaching high,
No more c-c-c-cryin’ when you don’t comply!

(Chorus – Even Bigger!)
B-b-b-budget’s back, baby, check the books!
C-c-c-cut that nonsense, take a look!
N-n-n-no more grift, no more schemes,
J-j-j-just real work and real dreams!

(Bridge – Smooth & Cool)
O-o-o-only two genders and cash in hand,
M-m-m-making moves that’ll really stand!
T-t-t-tough love, it’s time to see—
R-r-r-real life ain’t free, no sir-ee!

(Chorus)
B-b-b-budget’s back, baby, check the books!
S-s-s-smart choices, no more crooks!
B-b-b-bold moves, get it done,
T-t-t-time to shine, we just begun!

(Outro – Playful Swing Out)
Y-y-y-you can cry, you can pout,
B-b-b-but the cash ain’t bailing ya out!
D-d-d-done with woke, time to build,
H-h-h-hold the line, get dreams fulfilled!