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Title: "Selective Amnesia: When the Past Comes Knocking"

Funny how people act like they don’t know you today when back then, they had no problem being all up in your life. Let’s refresh some memories real quick…

Roxy H. – Used to send me pics while married. Now she’s playing the loyal wife? Don’t feel bad, your husband was messing with my girlfriend anyway.

Jolene – Sent me flicks of herself, but now she’s quiet. Guess the past isn’t so easy to erase when it’s stored in the cloud.

Katy W. – Gave me top while her parents were in the other room watching Jeopardy. And when they went on vacation? Let’s just say those sheets in their room told the whole story.

Janny W. – Always had something to say about me, but let’s not forget who has herpes and was out here chasing married men. I don’t even work with you, yet your name still comes up in the thot lineup.

Say Word – Used to sneak me into her dad’s house while he was knocked out. Cornfields were your thing, remember?

The Cornelius Boys – Made adult movies easy to watch and had a special “mayo” ingredient for sandwiches. Y’all pulled out cigarettes and blamed it on me too—real stand-up guys.

JJ – I risked my life saving your audio equipment, and this is how you repay me? Should’ve just let it get robbed.

All of y’all keep your distance now, but you still watch my posts. Make it make sense. If this hits a nerve, oh well—you didn’t care about me then, and I damn sure don’t care about you now.

#SelectiveMemory #FakeEnergy #YouKnowWhatItIs #JustStatingFacts