comedy these days is all about relevance not truth

in many ways i still feel like a fucking pussy
i'm happy for other comics that got what they wanted
none of these mfs take actual risks so they really don't have much to worry about
no point in doing standup unless i piss people off
i take saying what needs to be said pretty seriously
imagine me letting sumin go
i just wanna be the best at what i do, not so i can be better than you
they compete w/ other people cos they can't see themselves
i just wanna be better than i was yesterday not better than everyone else
people dunno what the fuck happened yesterday
they don't even remember what happened 3hrs ago
better memory than all these mfs even tho i technically have what "they" call a.d.d.
i recall that news story that you wouldn't shut up about that you have ever so conveniently forgotten
all you wanna be is relevant
"punching down" is actually punching up
women are totally delusional in relation to all things fertility
liberals just shouldn't have kids
so many ways to be messed up as a female, esp in america
if they don't have a kid in some fucked up way they just collect dogs
i don't collect cats okay
i don't need the feline community to survive
they vilify crazy cat ladies so they don't ever have to talk about this crazy dog-obsessed culture
why am i saying this of all fuckin people
i've always known i would die alone so...
we don't have FOMO to the extent that we gaslight ourselves into believing that we can do sumin that we know we have never been any good at