The Most Desperate Attempt to Avoid Jail

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This shoplifter ran from the officers and when she got caught, she had the most hilarious excuse prepared to avoid an arrest. It’s evident that the woman was a regular shoplifter at the place as she was well acquainted with the manager. Thankfully EMS arrived right in time to check out the woman’s solitary lung issue and maybe help her regenerate one so that she might be successful in her future shoplifting endeavors. The woman was medically cleared by EMS who didn't confirm if she had only one lung but officers did find approximately 6 grams of narcotic paraphernalia in her purse which might've been the reason of her strong belief. It still remains a mystery if the woman only had one lung and we may never actually find out. She had attempted to shoplift items worth $1,573.24 and was charged with retail theft, possession of controlled substances, and resisting without violence.

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