Man Jumps into Swamp To Escape Police

On a nice afternoon, some not-so-nice men thought it’d be a good idea to break traffic laws and flee from the police. While they were being chased by the officers, one of them exited the vehicle in a parking lot and ran, while the other felt cute and jumped in a canal after breaking through a park gate and destroying some trees with his truck. The officers were, of course, in a jolly mood. The swimmy guy is like the rest of us, trying to swim away from his problems, with the problems walking toward him, pointing a gun at his belly. From both sides. You heard it here first, folks! This is not what the swimming classes were for. Not the best way to get baptized, but the man finally seemed at ease. Lucky, the cops didn’t send him straight to the Lord a couple of minutes earlier. No Ray, you only have one condition. BLTNT, Bullsh*tting like there's no tomorrow. While searching the parking lot, an officer found the other fairy lurking around, sprinkling fugitive dust. Take a look at the poor tree hit by these goons. He just made it look like he was on a ventilator before he actively swam through that canal. Ray had a previous warrant and was charged with vehicle theft, fleeing/eluding police, resisting officer and criminal damage to property while his partner was charged with trespass and resisting without violence.