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YouTube Coward Harry Mocker Blames Ex-Friends for Racial Slur…
In yet another bizarre twist in the never-ending soap opera that is Harry Mocker’s YouTube existence, the self-proclaimed moral authority of the internet has turned on his former allies, Dan and Rebecca, accusing them of running a sock puppet account that hurled a racial slur at him.
The controversy kicked off during a Matt Taylor TV live stream when a sock account under the symbol of Two Eyes dropped the following comments:
“So what, how cringe is Harry.”
“He’s a little paki from Walthamstow.”
“lolololol."
One would assume that Harry’s first instinct would be to call out the actual perpetrator—Two Eyes. But no, in true Harry Mocker fashion, he instead sprinted to Shelley James’ YouTube channel (Trouser Mouse), where he proudly declared:
"HI Shelly Welly! Truly sickening, it was Dan n Rebecca who came in calling me a Paki."
Yes, folks, in a move of detective work so groundbreaking it would make Sherlock Holmes weep, Mocker has decided that Dan and Rebecca—his former YouTube comrades turned mortal enemies—must have been the masterminds behind the slur. Why? Because it’s convenient.
The Great Sock Puppet Scapegoat.
For those unfamiliar with the Harry Mocker School of Logic, let’s break it down:
A random account insults him.
Instead of considering any of the thousands of people he’s feuded with, he points the finger at his ex-friends.
Profit?
This is the same man who has spent years crying “harassment” while dishing out abuse to anyone who so much as side-eyes him. But now, facing an anonymous insult, his first instinct is to frame his old pals.
Remember what he said; “I’m not a bully, I just mock scumbags here and there. Call out lies too!”
Dan & Rebecca: Evil Masterminds or Convenient Targets?
Dan and Rebecca—who have their own issues with Harry after he allegedly backstabbed them one too many times—have remained silent. But their silence means little in the world of Mocker, where paranoia reigns supreme.
One can only imagine their confusion upon waking up to find themselves accused of being the racist mastermind behind Two Eyes. Given Harry’s history of overreacting, it wouldn’t be surprising if he next accused them of running MI5.
Harry Mocker: The YouTube Weasel Rides Again.
For someone who claims to be against defamation, Mocker seems to have no issue slandering his ex-friends without a shred of evidence. But then again, what’s new?
Perhaps next week, he’ll accuse Dan and Rebecca of hacking his toaster. Or of being responsible for climate change.
Until then, Harry, keep mocking. The YouTube bogeymen are coming for you.