Cyraxx on MBM's streams BEST OF 1

I regularly listen to the mega compilation while working, and I got sick of having to skip the boring parts.

Edit: looks like it's gonna be 12 parts total - about 60 hours cut from the mega comp. Should be more streamlined and consistently entertaining.

1. 0:08 2021.01.22 - special offers for cyrax and camtime CASH PRIZES will they be men or mice we shall see
---[Marty asks Chance why he doesn't drive a real car, says Chance needs to get a license if he wants to race Marty]---
2. 7:42 2021.02.18 - Knock knock
---[Chance threatens Shmeckle Cat's family's lives | Chance is 4'8"]---
3. 16:18 2021.03.02 - Has cyrax been trolling tange with lava girl Evidence says YES
---[Marty's trying to break up Chance and tangerine cat | Chance threatens Marty's and Lava Girl's lives | Chance tries to destroy his ocarina | Sally yells at Chance to stop]---
4. 23:04 2021.03.17 - Cyrax rushed to ER, amputation of his member likely required
---[8/10 rage | "is your penis my fault?" | fighting with Sally | Sally pulls internet]---
5. 27:30 2021.03.19 - The Storm Has Arrived And Its Not Going To Stop
---[9/10 rage | Chance makes a deal that Marty can't refuse | ed punched Chance in the mouth | Chance threatens Marty's life]---
6. 37:57 2021.03.21 - Cyrax’s sexual predator father and sexual predator grandfather found and contacted
---[9/10 rage | "you're a 3rd generation rapist" | Chance vows to continue bullying and threatening Marty and others]---
7. 42:06 2021.04.05 - Cyrax call review Sally admits to felony by drugging Chance without his consent
---[6.5/10 rage | Chance is afraid to face Marty | Chance's dad is a pdf | Chance denies getting punched by ed | Sally gave Chance drugs]---
8. 1:08:00 2021.04.11 - Tangerine Meets Strawberry
---[Chance sent dick pics to Cindy Lou (the slow transgender person) | Chance threatens suicide with a stylus]---
9. 1:21:05 2021.04.12 - The CindyLou calls unveiled, last night, earlier confrontation with Cyrax
---[Chance threatens to murder Marty | "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" | "the past is the past" | Chance threatens suicide again | Chance begs Marty to stop (10/10 freakout) | Sally pulls the internet | Chance comes back fake crying]---
10. 2:47:31 2021.04.20 - Chance’s Stance On Chauvin Verdict, Ex GF Lava Appears
---[Chance tells Lava Girl to fuck off | Lava Girl admits that she was trolling Chance the whole time ]---
11. 2:56:36 2021.04.22 - Cyrax takes advantage of sent nudes to a 14 y o girl
---[Chance caught sexting what he thought was a 14 yo girl | "i never asked for this!!!"]---
12. 3:36:33 2021.04.23 - Chance Responds To Allegations Of Indecency By Whipping His Pee Pee Out In Front Of 500 People
---[Chance can't be arrested since he didn't meet up with the 14 yo | terrible insults | "donald trump called, he wants his fat ass bullshit back" | WEEN | more terrible insults | penis games and porn bombing]---
13. 4:16:40 2021.05.17 - cyrax emotional appeal to the general public is a success, walk down memory lane (old cyrax review)
---[fuck the drama | rap battle vs Shmeckle Cat]---
14. 4:58:19 2021.05.25 - Cyrax Dramatic Farewell- Triumphant Return
---[7.5/10 rage | Kate sounds triggered, Chance definitely isn't | "hey look guys, I'm Kate, I'm a bitch"; Chance's mocking insult thing he does]---
15. 5:22:44 2021.06.03 - The Police Came By Cyrax’s House And Have A Message For Kate
---[7/10 rage | takes a few minutes to build up | more "look guys I'm Kate" mocking | Sally and Chance argue | police report | Chance's sing-song repeating insults]---
16. 6:10:34 2021.06.09 - Ed isn’t dead, registered for chancewilkins.com , Demons Overtaking Cyrax’s life
---[Chancewilkins.com | Chance's screen name: Zenitsu Agatsuma | Chance makes pig squealing noises | Chance compares himself to steve jobs, bill gates, and henry ford | Chance can't shut his fucking mouth for even 30 seconds]---
17. 7:38:46 2021.06.11 - cyrax demands that i go live for a few moments because he has a very important message to the haters
---[Chance pretends to be skullkid and "smokes battery acid"]---
18. 7:46:18 2021.06.11 - Shaggy 2 Dope needs to lay off the battery acid
---[Shmeckle was a on a diss track against Chance with shaggy 2 dope | "can you shut the fuck up?" | Chance insults skullkid for being in a wheelchair | Chance talks about how hard he works | Chance's gradeschool repeating insults]---
19. 8:39:58 2021.06.20 - Cyrax everything in your life over the past 8 months has been orchestrated in advance
---[8/10 rage | "Marty why are you doing this?" | lots of slurs | willy wonka called | Chance is the truman show | more gradeschool insults | Marty's a bad jew]---
20. 9:29:07 2021.06.25 - cyrax goes berserk, seansplays dox and cyrax freaks out, screams racial epithets, whips out pee pee
---[Marty calls Chance while he's doing his livestream | "you raped a blind kid" | "i'm 30 but I look 13" | Chance barks like a dog | Chance tries to flash his ween | lots of slurs]---