" The Art of the Middle East Deal”

"Folks, listen, people are saying—I’m hearing this a lot—that I should take over Gaza. And you know what? Not a bad idea! Tremendous potential, okay? Beautiful beaches, a little rough around the edges, but nothing a few golden hotels can’t fix!" "I mean, look at what I did with Atlantic City—okay, bad example, but still! We take Gaza, we rebrand it—Trump Gaza! The best resorts, the best casinos! We’ll turn it into the ‘Las Vegas of the Middle East’—only classier, okay? No offense, Vegas, but you’ve gone downhill." "And don’t worry about the people there! We’ll make a deal. I make the best deals. Two-state, one-state—I don’t care! As long as my name is in gold letters, everybody wins!" "And security? Don’t worry, I’ll build a wall! A big, beautiful wall! You know I love walls. This one will have a revolving door for VIPs—because we love the VIPs!" "The media is gonna say ‘Oh, Trump can’t do this!’ But folks, I did peace with North Korea. Sort of. I built towers. I know sand better than anyone! Gaza’s got a lot of sand. You see where I’m going with this?" #TrumpGaza #Satire #TrumpSpeech #MiddleEastCrisis #PoliticalHumor #Comedy #Parody #MakeGazaGreatAgain #TrumpCasino #GoldenTowers #TrumpWall #SatiricalNews #FunnyPolitics #LasVegasOfTheMiddleEast #BestDeals #YUGE #ArtOfTheDeal