"Trump's Nuclear Gambit: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

"Breaking News: Trump Proposes Nuclear Arms Control, World Leaders Stunned
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has announced his plan to restart nuclear arms control talks with Russia and China. Because, you know, what could possibly go wrong with that?
According to sources, Trump's proposal involves reducing nuclear defense spending by up to 50%. Because, clearly, the key to world peace is to have fewer nuclear weapons. Said no historian ever.
But wait, it gets better. Trump's plan also involves convincing Russia and China to join him in this noble endeavor. Because, you know, those two countries have always been super receptive to the idea of reducing their military spending.
Meanwhile, European leaders are frantically trying to figure out what this means for their own defense strategies. "Uh, guys, can we just stick with the old plan of relying on the US to protect us?" asked one anonymous European leader.
In related news, the Doomsday Clock has been moved up to 11:59 PM. Just kidding, it's already there.
In all seriousness, folks, this is either a genius move by Trump or a recipe for disaster. Either way, it's going to be a wild ride.
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