The Satellite Hoax Song

Anyone like myself that has actually set up a TV satellite dish, knows how absurd the concept of orbiting satellites in space is. If you are off just a couple of click marks in the wrong direction, you have zero signal. And you can't see something the size of a car from 200 miles away. Whatever it is you think you see, it's probably either a drone or a satellite that's being carried by a helium balloon. Who is the biggest purchaser of helium in the world?