Suno - Parking Queen

7 months ago
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To make a long story short, as a joke, I asked Suno to write and perform for me a song about a villain who's the epitome of EVIL amongst parking garage attendants (in the same manner the December 23, 1987 Far Side strip presented us with Professor DeArmond, the epitome of evil amongst butterfly collectors). This is what it gave me in reply. While I don't know specifically what this titular Parking Queen is supposed to be doing that's so evil, you'd presumably be well-advised to steer clear of whichever parking garage she's overseeing.

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
In the shadows where she lingers,
Cold and dark, her iron fingers;
Through the ramps, the echo sings,
Evil queen with keys that cling...

[Verse 2]
With a smirk, she takes her stand;
Rules the lot with iron hand;
Cars in line, but hope is lean:
All must bow to Parking Queen!

[Chorus]
Evil queen of the garage!
Darkest ruler of the lot!
No escape, no camouflage!
All must face the wrath, so hot!

[Verse 3]
Lights dim low—the fear, it spreads;
Tales of her put dread in heads;
Whispers heard in hushed alarms;
None are safe from her dark charms!

[Bridge]
Once a dream, but now a curse;
Paid the price for her dark thirst!
Rise to power, now she falls;
Echoes through the shadowed walls!

[Chorus]
Evil queen of the garage!
Darkest ruler of the lot!
No escape, no camouflage!
All must face the wrath, so hot!

(Ruler of all!)
(Ruler of all!)
(Ruler of all!)

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