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Udio - Silver's Long Johns Jingle
This is one of the early experiments I conducted with Udio's song generator producing miniature songs (a little over 32 seconds long) for two credits apiece. Since a song around half a minute long is just about the right size for an advertisement, I fed the generator these lyrics to a jingle the comedic protagonist Guybrush Threepwood of the classic video game The Curse of Monkey Island "sings" to some pirates he's trying (and failing) to impress at one point. I had to spend a fair number of credits making several attempts before the AI gave me what I'd consider an actual potentially catchy jingle, but it finally produced this number, which is more or less how I figured it would sound when sung by the professional singers an actual advertising agency would hire for this purpose.
Lyrics:
For those cold, dark shipboard nights,
We've got boxers, briefs, and tights
Made from cotton, silk, or satin,
In styles Anglo, Dutch, and Latin.
When you sail, don’t take a chance
Wearing nothing 'neath your pants!
Trust Silver's Long Johns!
("They breathe!")
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