9 months ago

[Verse 1]
Fuck Eve, I ain't going down for the bitch
God take her away
She don't even know how to make a sandwich
Fuck Eve, she's the one who stole the apple
She bit into that shit like it was a Costco sample

[Verse 2]
But that ain't got nothing to do with me
Nope
Not with me
God have mercy
I don't want you as my enemy
This is on Eve, solely
So punish her
and leave me out of your wrathful agony
(Please God!)

[Pause]

[Chorus]
I'm an Eveless Adam
(An Eveless Adam)
I don't need no apple thief
to suck my scrotum
No dumb hoe
to argue back and forth
Like a pendulum
No mental child
Who when she doesn't get her way
Throws a tantrum

[Pause]

[Verse 3]
God
This low I Q woman
Back you can take
Giving her to me
was a huge mistake
Maybe we can try again
With a different rib
She's mentally a baby
Somone get a bib!

[Verse 4]
She gonna need it for the apple she stole
God please don't punish me for this stupid hoe
I want nothing to do with her dumbass
She the type to bring a bike to driving class!

[Pause]

[Chorus]

[Pause]

[Verse 5]
Hey God
Maybe I can create my own lover
I'm talking about a robot waifu
Who sucks me off underneath my Naruto cover

[Verse 6]
Or maybe an alien
What if I capture a shape shifting Reptilian
That bitch will morph into any appearance I desire
Big tits, fat ass
Oh that shit would be fire!

[Verse 7]
But regardless
Anything is better than a human woman so heartless
Being with these human women will leave you as a carcass
And I'm trying to have freedom
Like my boy Spartacus

[Pause]

[Chorus]

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