To the Moon (With a Ball of Yarn)

Verse 1:
Meowcoin’s here, shake the crypto scene,
Fluffy fortunes, paws where the money’s been!
Doge had his day, now it’s time to purr,
Keyboard Cat’s jammin’—cha-ching of fur!
We’re clawin’ up charts, zeroes turn to stacks,
Laser eyes, diamond paws—no crypto tax!
HODL tight, no hairball regrets,
This kitty’s got gains you won’t forget!

Chorus:
Meow Meow Meowcoin! (To the moon!)
Cash rules everything ‘round the litter box soon!
Meow Meow Meowcoin! (Drop the bass!)
A trillion lives, and we’re winnin’ the race!

Verse 2:

Forget Bitcoin, boomer tech’s too slow,
We’ve got 9 lives—and the blockchain’s aglow!
Viral cat-titude, memes on the chain,
TikTok trends make the price go insane!
Buy the dip with a side of tuna,
Moon rockets fueled by crypto karma!
Grumpy Cat’s smirking ‘cause we’re all rich,
Litter box of dreams? This coin’s the switch!

Chorus:
Meow Meow Meowcoin! (Cash rain!)
Doge’s shiba? Naw, we’re mainin’ the fame!
Meow Meow Meowcoin! (HODL tight!)
Whisker-lickin’ gains while we meme all night!

Bridge:

Scamcoin rats? We don’t chase ‘em—
Smart contract claws slash the fakin’!
Nyan Cat’s our CFO, rainbow dividends,
Crypto kibble feeds ‘em—FOMO’s our friend!

Verse 3:

Stack sats? Nah, stack CATS in your vault,
Diamond paws ain’t ever gonna fault!
Elon tweets “Cat Rocket” – it’s trending by noon,
Cash out, buy a sushi yacht, loop with the moon!
DEXs, CEXs, we’re flexin’ claws,
Moon’s just the start—we’re rewriting the laws!

Chorus (x2):
Meow Meow Meowcoin! (Meme throne!)
Dogs can’t even—this coin’s overgrown!
Meow Meow Meowcoin! (Last call!)
Get in now or you’ll chase yarn, y’all!

Outro:

Meowcoin’s the future, the vibe, the wave,
From your couch to Mars—be the coolest cat saved!