Imbecile Mouse Avoids the Question...

In yet another display of classic deflection and diversion, notorious YouTube troll Trouser Mouse — hiding behind its latest alias Shelley James — attempted, and failed, to engage Matt Taylor in a battle of wits. The result? An embarrassing self-own that once again exposed the troll's inability to answer a simple question.

It all started when Trouser Mouse commented on one of Taylor’s posts, claiming:

“@TaylorfromBrighton says that this account is mine. Show your proof Matt. You can't because it's not mine.”

Taylor, quick as ever, responded:

“Remind me where and when I accused you of being the Lady Z clone? Though I do suspect you of being the fake SOS Political Party account, you nasty rodent…”

At this point, any rational person—if they had an ounce of confidence in their innocence—would have simply denied the accusation and moved on. But instead, Trouser Mouse took an entire day and a bit to concoct a response that had nothing to do with the accusation at hand. Instead of addressing the charge of being behind the fake SOS Political Party account, the troll spewed:

“A lot of people suspect you of being a nonce and quite a lot are convinced that you are a stalker of women. Your ex suspects that you are a Satanist.”

Breaking it Down…

In the grand scheme of life, what a bunch of brain-dead imbeciles on the internet suspect means absolutely nothing.

It’s crucial to remember that this particular group of internet trolls — many of whom openly confess to being Satanists — have been making malicious reports to Sussex Police for years. Their accusations have ranged from stalking and harassment to soliciting minors and distributing child torture videos. The list of baseless allegations is as long as it is ridiculous.

And what has come of it? Nothing.

Sussex Police have arrested Matt Taylor on multiple occasions, seizing his computers, data chips, cameras, diaries, and journals. They have forensically examined his entire digital and personal life with a proverbial toothbrush. Not a shred of evidence has ever been found to substantiate these ludicrous claims.

Case in point: Taylor’s November 2022 arrest for allegedly stalking and harassing a man in his 40s "with the intention of violence." It is now February 2025, and Taylor has not been charged.

If there were any truth to these claims, why hasn’t the legal system — armed with full access to Taylor’s life — found anything to support them? The answer is simple: Because they are lies.

Mouse Avoids the Question…

So, let’s recap.

Did Trouser Mouse provide any proof that Taylor accused him of being the Lady Z clone? No.

Did Trouser Mouse deny being behind the fake SOS Political Party account? No.

Instead, it resorted to the usual schoolyard nonsense — parroting old, debunked accusations in an attempt to shift focus from the question at hand.

Taylor summed it up best in his final response:

“Stop being a spastic and talking twuntwaffle, you imbecile.”

Classic.