Conceal and Carry Granny

A cop pulls over an elderly woman for driving too slowly and discovers she is carrying multiple firearms and self-defense items in her car. Despite her age and small stature, she confidently lists her weapons, including a handgun, a Desert Eagle, a shotgun, bear spray, and a Taser. When the officer asks what she's afraid of, she humorously replies, "Not a freaking thing."

Keywords: cop, old lady, driving too slowly, firearms, concealed carry, handgun, Desert Eagle, shotgun, bear spray, Taser, self-defense, humor