this was bound to happen at some point *embarrassing admission

you had to have seen this one coming
correction: i can play piano in my car, i just can't be driving
so i rear-ended somebody the other night
i was so ashamed of this that i didn't shoot any videos that night
the left side of the front end is pretty bad
these people that i hit were the nicest people in the world
not everyone will hate you for making a mistake even if it inconveniences them
i didn't realize that the camcorder was still on so it's just 20min of nothing so i ain't putting that on the internet cos what's the point
i just got honked at, speaking of accountability
nobody is gonna go as fast as you want, mf
don't rear-end that guy amy
so many ways that women get distracted
this is obviously somewhat dangerous amy
a cop would definitely pull me over for this shit
if it's still driveable then...