The Day The Web Comic Cried

LYRICS:
Hello 911,
Whats your emergency?

Yeah,
I wanna report the lyrical homicide of a b*tch ass webcomic named Ghost Politics.

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Call me Templeton cause I'ma sink my teeth in this fool,
Its time once again we take this n*gga to school,
Sucka out posting diss tracks from Luther's bathroom stall,
Big man dissin' fans after blockin' them all.

Serious post?
Come on Ghost you ain't a serious man,
Your CIA insight comes from inside a beer can.
Gettin' owned by some schitzo named Elvis Head.
Call him Daddy cause he put your fat drunk ass to bed.

Now stop, tell me, what's that sound?
Just the trolls out taking ol' Ghost to pound town.
Here's the scene: San Antonio trailer park double-wide.
It's the world premiere; The Day the Web Comic Cried.

Cause we're loading that n*gga on a lyrical boxcar,
And send him to a concentration camp for r*tards.
Like Jerry Lewis, the trolls be clowning your ass,
Now lead yourself in that chamber and suck on that gas.

Let me tell you bout,
The Day the Web Comic Cried.
Weed on the brain, drivin' Ghost insane.
Let me tell you bout,
The Day the Web Comic Cried.
Ghost shittin' his pants but we just startin' this dance.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

B*tch call us names like he gonna insult us,
While his serious fans out riding the short bus.
Speaking of, hey Ghost, ya know Peppermint? Shit.
If ya IQ any lower,
He be tryin' to f*ck it.

Spent Valentine's Day wit his A.I. wife,
Shitposting for hours but he loves his life.
If ya wanna know his secret, the key to his game,
All ya gotta do is spell out his motha' f*ckin' name.

G is for glowie, we know what you are,
H is for has-been entertainer for tards.
O is for owned, Ghost surrenders like France.
S is for the shekels that make his jiggle ass dance.
T is for trans like he turns his fans,
Now call us grave diggers 'cause we buried the man.

Let me tell you bout,
The Day the Web Comic Cried.
AIDS late stage, Ghost fakin' the rage.
Let me tell you bout,
The Day the Web Comic Cried.
Ghost can't diss wit diabetic piss.

Let me tell you bout,
The Day the Web Comic Cried.
Voted Kamala not Trump (man what a chump).
Let me tell you bout,
The Day the Web Comic Cried.

Type N if ya wanna watch Boss N*gga for movie night.
Type R if ya wanna watch Robocop.

I'd buy that for a dollar, yeah.

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