Suno - Gotham Straight Up

This is another early Suno piece, but one I've recently redone in post-production to cut out the AI's unnecessary (and unauthorized) repetition of a couple of verses. This is basically my jab at all the perverts out there trying to read their own homoerotic kinks into the Batman mythology about the titular Dark Knight's relationship with his sidekicks where there's clearly no such subtext. If anything, both Batman and Robin have been a little too aggressive in their heterosexuality, with Bruce Wayne getting into steamy affairs with the likes of Selina Kyle and Talia al Ghul and (most scandalously of all) Barbara Gordon, among others; as for Robin, all three of the boys who've worn that suit have had their share of lady love interests to the point that I could hardly name half of them in this song!

In other words, screw you fudge-packing fan fiction writers and DEI propagandists and your pathetic attempts to shoehorn your various kinks into the comic book mythologies of old! There's a good reason that "Tim Drake swings both ways (but mostly toward other dudes)" BS series fizzled out at just ten issues, which is that THE VAST MAJORITY OF COMICS FANS AREN'T INTO YOUR SODOMITE FAN FICTION! You want your series to sell, try writing the characters and their stories straight without any of this racially and sexually postmodernist "reinterpretation" crapola the way your far more successful predecessors did.

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Why can't they see it?
It's all so clear to me:
When bat and bird fight,
Side by side are we.

[Verse 2]
Catwoman's been my thrill,
Talia my dark delight,
Wonder Woman too;
Loving in the night.

[Chorus]
We're partners, nothing more;
Just friends in the haze.
Though plagued with queer rumors,
We're straight in all ways.

[Verse 3]
Robin loves his Batgirl,
Steady they've been;
Harley he once chased,
Supergirl before then.

[Verse 4]
Together, we stand strong;
Gotham's hope we bring.
Our night life is the same,
Love life a different thing.

[Chorus]
We're partners, nothing more;
Just friends in the haze.
Though plagued with queer rumors,
We're straight in all ways.