This Bill Could Save Social Security!

This content humorously discusses a proposed Social Security reform bill by Elon and the DOGE team. The bill aims to reduce costs by encouraging Americans to live faster and die younger through controversial measures such as cutting cigarette costs, repealing helmet laws, removing prescription medication limits for seniors, and replacing Social Security checks with vouchers for alcohol, pastries, and skydiving lessons.

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