California Sucks!

🎵 "California Sucks" is here to bring you a fast-paced, toe-tapping Appalachian tune with a hilarious twist! If you've ever wondered why so many people are fleeing the Golden State, this song spills the tea and serves it with a side of banjo and fiddle.

From skyrocketing crime rates to homelessness on every corner, jaw-dropping taxes, and gas prices higher than your dreams, we're roasting California's epic fail in style. With a poverty rate topping the charts and small cities that feel like ghost towns, it's no wonder folks are saying "Hasta la vista, baby!" (And no, not the Schwarzenegger kind.)

We tackle the real stats:
👉 6.2% rise in property crime in 2022.
👉 The highest poverty rate in the country.
👉 WalletHub calling Vista the "Worst Small City in America."
👉 Regulations so strict even your ducks get taxed!

😂 Expect laughs, head nods, and a beat that'll have you singing along in no time!

🚨 Hit play if you're ready to: ✅ Laugh at the ridiculousness of California's mess.
✅ Hear a hilariously catchy Appalachian melody.
✅ Nod along as we roast everything from blackouts to broken roads!

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💬 Drop your favorite line in the comments below! What do YOU think about California? Are we right or do you love the chaos? Let us know!

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