The Brighton's Best Banter Anthem...

[Verse 1]
It’s another night with Brighton’s Best,
The chat’s alive, we’re all obsessed.
Lenny’s firing off his takes,
From Eddie Murphy to MI5 fakes.
Fiona’s calling from down under,
Brian’s here, we’re full of wonder.
Sandra’s keeping things in check,
While Lenny’s stirring up the deck.

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s banter, banter, all night long,
From Trading Places to what went wrong.
With Trudeau slams and Zelensky’s drag,
We’re laughing hard, we’re on the rag.
Oh, Brighton’s Best, you’re the crew,
With random chats and a point of view.
We’ll be back tomorrow, don’t you fear,
For more laughs and another beer!

[Verse 2]
Lenny’s asking ’bout dinner time,
And if dogs can commit a crime.
Eddie Murphy’s in the zone,
From Coming to America to the Spice Girls throne.
Christopher Lee, a film star true,
Daniel Day Lewis, where’s the comedy for you?
Walt Disney’s head, it’s not on ice,
But Lenny’s theories are always nice.

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s banter, banter, all night long,
From Trading Places to what went wrong.
With Trudeau slams and Zelensky’s drag,
We’re laughing hard, we’re on the rag.
Oh, Brighton’s Best, you’re the crew,
With random chats and a point of view.
We’ll be back tomorrow, don’t you fear,
For more laughs and another beer!

[Bridge]
Gene Hackman’s wife, the dog’s involved,
Lenny’s theories are problems unsolved.
Angry Birds on a phone, you say?
Matt’s impressions keep the blues at bay.
From Richard Whitely to Ian Puddick’s past,
The conspiracy theories are coming fast.
But through it all, we’re here to stay,
For Brighton’s Best, we’ll never stray.

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s banter, banter, all night long,
From Trading Places to what went wrong.
With Trudeau slams and Zelensky’s drag,
We’re laughing hard, we’re on the rag.
Oh, Brighton’s Best, you’re the crew,
With random chats and a point of view.
We’ll be back tomorrow, don’t you fear,
For more laughs and another beer!

[Outro]
So here’s to Matt and the crew so tight,
Brighton’s Best, you’re our delight.
From Australia to the UK shore,
We’ll keep coming back for more and more.
Oh, Brighton’s Best, you’re the crew,
With random chats and a point of view.
We’ll be back tomorrow, don’t you fear,
For more laughs and another beer!