Spend a Random Tuesday in March With Me

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So, it’s been a minute, but we’re back with a vlog, and you already know—Uber, private rides, and whatever nonsense the day throws at me. I start off knocking out some TikToks (which are growing way faster than this channel, by the way) and then get a call for a private airport ride. These private clients have been clutch lately—steady cash without Uber skimming off the top. Meanwhile, Uber keeps hitting me with ridiculous offers—$2.88 for a ride near the airport? Get real.

The real struggle of the night? Trying to chase surges at the airport, dealing with the usual taxi mafia nonsense, and realizing once again that tips are basically extinct. I break down exactly why relying on tips is a fool’s game in 2024 and why I’m running a 4.9 rider rating filter—because some of these riders are straight-up nightmares. Oh, and in between all this, I make a quick pit stop to rant about TikTok’s insane engagement compared to YouTube. If only these vlogs got the same attention.

Towards the end of the night, I test out some different ride strategies—should I go for the airport game, or is Miami Beach’s surge actually worth it? Turns out, spring break season might shake things up, but for now, it’s the usual rinse and repeat. Stick around till the end to see if the gamble pays off and why I’m officially over Instagram.

Timestamps
0:00:00 – "Oh, righty then..." Back on YouTube after a TikTok detour
0:00:20 – My TikTok is growing faster than my YouTube—should I just focus on it?
0:00:59 – Uber’s annoying speed enforcement notification rant
0:01:50 – Filming TikToks mid-Uber shift & a private client call
0:02:34 – Private clients: Why they’re saving me from Uber’s BS
0:04:20 – Spring break’s starting, so I’m dodging Miami Beach
0:04:53 – On the road & heading to El Carwash (because clean cars = better tips, supposedly)
0:05:52 – Private rides are clutch for slow weekdays—why I price them right
0:07:31 – My TikTok video is at 130K views… my vlogs? Not so much
0:08:30 – The most relaxing part of my day: the car wash
0:09:32 – Secret weapon: mango pineapple air freshener
0:10:26 – Is this vlog just me running errands instead of doing Uber?
0:11:26 – Vantrue dashcam rant—should I take the free promo?
0:12:17 – Tried to deposit my Uber cash but Chase was a disaster
0:13:19 – If I win the lottery, I’ll do Uber in a Cybertruck just to troll people
0:14:26 – Dropped off my private ride—easiest $25 of the night
0:15:02 – Diamond Transition into the nighttime shift
0:16:40 – Back at the airport—Uber vs. taxi mafia struggle continues
0:17:36 – The tipping myth: Why Uber riders barely tip, even with extra service
0:19:19 – Carrying heavy luggage for riders who still won’t tip… love that
0:20:46 – Logged off Uber because these ride offers are straight trash
0:21:28 – Diamond Transition out of traffic into baseball cards & a nap
0:22:09 – Baseball card hobby update: Sorting & scanning with my new app
0:22:57 – McDonald’s mobile order frustration
0:24:09 – My TikTok notifications are wild—one video already at 3,500 views
0:25:12 – Airport run strategy: Chasing surge or getting played by the system?
0:26:42 – Taxi cabs scamming tourists while Uber pays us scraps
0:28:05 – The $11 surge at the airport magically disappears—classic Uber move
0:30:00 – Finally getting rides: $15 to Miami Beach, but I missed the surge
0:32:56 – Tesla drivers are making bank, while I scrape by on $3 rides
0:35:07 – Why I set my Uber rider filter to 4.9—no low-rated riders in my car
0:38:07 – Miami Beach vs. Fort Lauderdale spring break—where’s the real money?
0:41:08 – Back at the airport—chasing surges or wasting my time?
0:42:41 – Uber sending me insultingly low offers: $2.88 near the airport?
0:45:23 – Miami locals vs. tourists—who actually tips?
0:46:10 – The viral TikTok that proves Uber Share is a scam
0:49:07 – Uber’s shady pricing tactics—why riders hate tipping
0:50:27 – Finally hitting $100 for the night—time to call it
0:53:25 – My TikTok engagement is insane—YouTube vlogs could never
0:54:25 – Why Instagram is just memes & OnlyFans promos now
0:55:46 – "If you think I’m sus, then sus-scribe!" (Outro)