Everyone’s Offended

Stop the Outrage, Start the Party!"

Welcome to the official anthem of chill out, mate!—a song dedicated to reminding us that maybe, just maybe, we don’t have to be outraged 24/7. These days, people get mad faster than a seagull spotting hot chips, but let’s be real—some things just aren’t worth the tantrum.

Cancel culture? Exhausting. Twitter fights? Pointless. Pocketless women's pants? Now that's a real crisis! Instead of fighting over gluten-free bread or who can say what, why not crack a joke, grab a beer (or a juice box), and remember we’re all just weirdos on a floating rock?

So put down the pitchforks, stop taking life so seriously, and let’s get back to what really matters—laughing at dad jokes and banning Mondays. Because at the end of the day, nobody wins when everyone is offended.