Legend of the Fartknocker

In the dusty hills of Tumbleweed County, where the tumbleweeds rolled and the coyotes howled, there echoed a tale so strange and wild it could only be true—or at least, true enough for the folks who told it. It was the Legend of the Fart Knocker, a mysterious figure whose name struck equal parts fear and hilarity into the hearts of all who heard it.