Don't Pee On the Sun

Once, in a peculiar corner of the cosmos where imagination bent the rules of reality, there lived a scrappy little asteroid named Pip. Pip wasn’t much to look at—just a lumpy gray rock tumbling through space—but he had big dreams. He orbited a sleepy star system, gazing longingly at the Sun, that blazing titan of light and heat at the center of it all. To Pip, the Sun was everything: majestic, powerful, and untouchable. But Pip had a rebellious streak, and one day, he hatched a plan that would make him the talk of the galaxy.