Doctors Visit Blues

comedy, lively

[Verse]
Doctor says it's time again oh no here we go
Bending over’s not my thing but I'm ready for the show
Nurse walks in with a smile so wide
I gulp it down gotta swallow this pride

[Chorus]
Prostate exam it ain’t no fun
Fingers dancing where there's no sun
Just keep your cool don’t you cry
It’s over quick you’ll soon get by

[Verse 2]
Waiting room’s packed all the dudes look pale
Eyes on the clock like they’re stuck in jail
Magazines old stories we’ve all read before
Heart pounding loud as they call me to the door

[Chorus]
Prostate exam it ain’t no fun
Fingers dancing where there's no sun
Just keep your cool don’t you cry
It’s over quick you’ll soon get by

[Bridge]
Thought I’d dread it till I died oh my
But here I stand and I’m still alive
Laugh it off buddy it’s gonna be alright
Tomorrow morning I’ll be feeling light

[Verse 3]
Back at home tell my friends with glee
Had a doc date today oh what a spree
They laugh loud ask how it did go
I say just fine now less woe