Helen Janes - "Sick x"

Helen Janes: A Beacon of Maturity and Wit in the World of Satire.

In a world where outrage often overshadows humour, it's refreshing to see someone who truly understands the essence of satire. Enter Helen Janes—an individual who not only grasps the joke but embraces it with a well-placed comment: “Sick x.”

For those unfamiliar with modern slang, sick is a term used to describe something cool, excellent, or impressive. By labelling my satirical image of Tony Quigley—his face humorously superimposed onto the body of the brilliant Stephen Hawking—as sick, Helen Janes has proven she’s got a sense of humour sharper than most. Adding an x at the end? That’s just the cherry on top—an extra touch of appreciation for the wit behind the image.

YouTube, after all, is an interactive platform built on fun, banter, and engagement. It thrives on people entertaining and educating each other through discourse. Tony Quigley himself recognizes the role of mockery and “calling out lies,” famously stating:

"I’m not a bully. I just mock scumbags here and there, call out lies too."

If Quigley is free to mock others, then surely he should have the ability to take it in return. Yet, rather than embracing the humour, the reaction from many has been childishly reactionary, with some crying foul when the satirical lens is turned back on him.

But let’s not forget the real reason Quigley is being satirized—his recent outlandish claims about me, Matt Taylor.

Setting the Record Straight.

Let’s start with the falsehoods. Quigley has made several ridiculous accusations about me, all of which deserve to be addressed with the clarity and honesty he lacks.

I am not a narcissist. Quite the opposite. Having grown up in abject poverty, raised by a single parent, I’ve never had the luxury of putting myself on a pedestal. I was never treated as the center of attention, nor did I grow up believing I was better than anyone else. Wearing jumble sale clothes and hand-me-down shoes doesn’t exactly foster an inflated sense of self-importance.

I am not a bad father. This is a cruel and baseless attack on my character. My children are my world, and I have always supported them—both financially and morally. They love me, and I love them. The claim that I’m in a custody battle is not just false; it’s pure fantasy.

I did not financially support a YouTuber to become a local councillor. This is yet another figment of Quigley’s imagination, with absolutely no basis in reality.

So when someone like Helen Janes steps forward and acknowledges satire for what it is—playful, witty, and in good humour—it’s a breath of fresh air. She’s not blinded by the mob mentality of misplaced outrage. She gets it.

"Sick!" Indeed, Helen. And that little “x” proves you truly appreciate the joke. If only more people had your level of maturity and humour, the internet would be a far more enjoyable place.