Does your Dog Bite

Lyrics:
Saw a fella on the porch swing
Had a dog that looked kinda mean
I said hey does your dog bite
Said no sir he just ain't that tight

I reached out to give a pet
No fear of danger no regret
But that dog had a sneaky grin
Pulled a gun with a wag and spin

Does your dog bite oh no he said
But he shoots now I'm filled with lead
Friendly bark but a deadly aim
Man's best friend just ain't the same

I lay down in the crispy straw
Wondering if I broke some law
Maybe should have read the signs
But who knew dogs could pack a nine

So if you see a dog that grins
With eyes that seem to harbor sins
Ask again and double check
'Fore you end up with a wound to deck

Does your dog bite oh no he said
But he shoots now I'm filled with lead
Friendly bark but a deadly aim
Man's best friend just ain't the same